it’s a lunchable; my first as a 28 year old. hopefully not my last. i’m listening to “the night the lights went out in georgia” by the lovely reba mcentire. what a fox, right? and this song always rocks, even when i’m at work and eating a lunchable.
today i bought cadbury eggs for half off. what…
PLEASE START LIVE TWEET TEXTING ME.
1 year ago1 year agoljm:
Never forget:
The Titanic (100 years ago)
This face (15 years ago)
someone help me
pre fat head leo alwayz n 4eva. SERIOUSLY
Roscoe Everett :)
1 year ago(via ljm)
1 year ago
GET IT??? Because they’d shoot him.
(taken from this charming Facebook exchange, where the comments include “if this were Arizona the holes would be way bigger lol!”)
-Jess
I thought that threatening to kill the President was illegal … I guess that all changed when we elected a black President. I guess everyone from Texas or Arizona are not racist because they have a “Black Friend.”
EWW. I hate people sometimes.
(Source: stfuconservatives)
1 year ago
Being away from the person that shares all of your best stories is the hardest thing. Kaitlin, I love you so hard. Come over. Bring Lindsey.
1 year ago2+ years ago i got to hang out with my bestie while she went through the early parts of labor. the next day (9-28!) she delivered a beautiful little boy.
she’s 8 months pregnant again, but now she lives in texas. unfortunately, i won’t be there when she goes into labor. i won’t be taking wrigley overnight and cuddling with her, telling her to be a great big sister. i was offered a job (literally: days before entering unemployment) the same day that her first boy was born, and i’ve considered him my little lucky charm ever since then.
and, i don’t know. i just miss kelly a lot. i really do. the fact that she was in labor and let me take a ridiculous photo of her (she posed for this, btw. this was not her labor face! only jokes!) and put it on the internet is only one single reason in a pool of millions as to why she is my best friend. and thousands of miles hasn’t changed that.


